Could This Be Horrible Histories?

Could This Be Horrible Histories?

rujokinggrandad.co.uk BLOG 13th March 2018

THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Horrible Histories by Terry Deary  (Author), and Martin Brown (Illustrator) are brilliant books. They are such a fun way to learn about what could be a dry subject.

The following item sounds as though it’s come from Horrible Histories, but it didn’t. It is interesting though. I suspect it refers to eighteenth or even seventeenth century

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flower s to hide the body odour. Hence today’s custom of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all, the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it, hence the saying, “Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water”.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Houses had thatched roofs, thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying, “It’s raining cats

and dogs”.

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom  where bugs and other droppings could mess up your’ nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection.  That’s how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had some-thing other than dirt, hence the saying, “Dirt poor”. The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing.  As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside.  A piece of wood was placed in the entrance way, hence the saying “a threshold”.

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit

the fire and added things  to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat.

They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving left overs in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day.

Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while, hence the rhyme, Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up, hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up. coffins and would take the bones to a bone house and reuse the grave.

When reopening these coffins, 1out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realised they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.

Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus, someone  could  be saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.

They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving left overs in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day.              _

Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while, hence the rhyme, “Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old”.

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FOR THE DAY

You can’t get rich thinking poor – Grant Cardone

HAPPINESS IS…

Happiness is…a nice relaxing bath, especially if you only had one a year, whether you needed it or not.

GRANDAD’S ONE LINER JOKE OF THE DAY

If every day is a gift, I’d like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday

LOVE IS…

Love is…an intimate secret

TRACK OF THE DAY

Writing On The Wall – Sam Smith

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