George Aged 4 – Countdown to Christmas Blog 21 sleeps to Christmas.
Hi, George here! I’ll soon be driving home for Christmas. Cool, Batman!
Grandad is raving on about ‘The Elf on the Shelf’ in his last two days posts on his Blog.
I’m not a fan. of the Elf on the Shelf that is, (I am a fan of Grandad’s, most of the time.
Us children have so many spies at this time of year. Constantly you are told “He’s watching.” “He knows if you’ve been bad or good”.
They even write songs about it. There are so many Santacams around our house. You are constantly having to watch your back. There’s no wonder us kids get so stressed out at Christmas
Wilkos and Amazon even sell Christmas bauble Santacams. They should be made illegal. Where’s the Court of Human Rights in all this.
Cousins Ewan and Rory have the Elf on the Shelf poor things. The Elf even ate Cousin Ewan’s chocolates. Bad Elf.
So not only is the Elf on the shelf grassing on him he’s thieving from him too.
At the end of the day wouldn’t you think a lot more of Santa if he just brought your gifts unconditionally without all this spying and skulduggery. Although I’ve no worries, I’m always good anyway, in my eyes, and Mamma’s eyes and Nanny’s eyes and both Grandad’s eyes (that’s 2 Grandad’s 4 eyes.). Enjoy your Christmas Little Elf on the Shelf!