GINGERBREAD CITY & FUNNY LETTERS

GINGERBREAD CITY & FUNNY LETTERS

Jeannie, Jeannie, Jeannie BLOG 2nd January 2018

TWO THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

 1)            Today’s photo shows an incredible city made of gingerbread buildings. The Museum of Architecture revealed the second edition of Gingerbread City project. Various architects, urban planners and landscape designers teamed up for this fundraising exhibition to design a city made of gingerbread.

The exhibition was on display from Dec. 6-22 at the Museum of Architecture in London, England.

 

2)           

TEACHERS GET THE FUNNIEST LETTERS

Actual letters from parents to school… (U)

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of tree and misplaced his hip.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhoea and his boots leak.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping cause I don’t know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going round, her father even got hot last night.

These have been edited from a slightly larger selection collected by by Nisheeth Parekh, University Texas Medical Branch at Galveston seen on the website http://www.angelfire.com/blues/zahidhomepage/actual.htm

 

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself – George Bernard Shaw.

HAPPINESS IS…

Happiness is…a gingerbread house

GRANDAD’S ONE LINER IT’S A CRACKER JOKE OF THE DAY

Addy Van-Der-Borgh “You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because eventually you get tested. She’ll go: “What’s my favourite flower?” And you murmur to yourself: “Shit, I wasn’t listening … Self-raising?” “

LOVE IS…

Love is…giving 110% of yourself

TRACK OF THE DAY

Paranoid – Black Sabbath

Highest Chart Position No.14 20th September 1980