SHOCKING WORLD OF POSTMAN PAT & FIREMAN SAM

SHOCKING WORLD OF POSTMAN PAT & FIREMAN SAM

jeanniejeanniejeannie.co.uk BLOG 24th August 2019

 

I read this amusing item in the newsletter from The Week magazine :

 

“Postman Pat conspiracy theory ‘changes everything’ – Aug 20, 2019

 

Another childhood-ruining conspiracy theory has emerged online, this time with mild-mannered postie Postman Pat in its sights. Online wags have pointed out that the star of the BBC children’s television series was the only person with red hair in his village of Greendale, yet the local school is full of red-headed children. The long noses of local kids are also being compared to the postman’s own lengthy beak.

 

“I still wonder what Postman Pat does when he’s off work,” joked one tweeter”

 

Back to Me.

 

Long ago I had similar worries about Fireman Sam.

 

Fireman Sam has red hair. Every week he has major problems to sort out because of this crazy kid “Naughty Norman”. Naughty Norman constantly puts not only his own life in danger but most other folk in Pontypandy and even beyond.

 

In such a case Naughty Norman would be in deep trouble and severely reprimanded. Probably end up in court and his mother brought to task. But he only gets a mild telling off. Fireman Sam never seems too worried about the horrendous danger Naughty Norman brings about every week.

 

But take a close look. Fireman Sam is a red head. Surprise, surprise, Naughty Norman is a red head. There are no other red heads in the programme. And there appears to be no father on the scene.

 

Weighing up the evidence it indicates Naughty Norman has to be Fireman Sam’s love child.

 

 

 

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FOR THE DAY

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. – Zig Ziglar

HAPPINESS IS…

Happiness is…living in the world of Postman Pat or Fireman Sam

 GRANDAD’S ONE LINER JOKE OF THE DAY

I was buying a dishwasher online, so I searched by price lowest to highest – the top result was a sponge.- Darius Davies

LOVE IS…

Love is…a text full of kisses

TRACK OF THE DAY

You Win Again – Bee Gees

Highest Chart Position: No.1 17th Octonber 1987

WHAT DAY IS IT?

Saturday 24th August 2019

International Strange Music Day

Knife Day

Vesuvius Day

Pluto Demoted Day

Peach Pie Day

 

 

 

 

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