STRANGEST THINGS BANNED LIST
LIST OF THE DAY
jeanniejeanniejeannie.co.uk BLOG Thursday 1ST October 2020
Strangest Things That Have Been Banned In Countries
Some of the bans mentioned in the list have been lifted, but most of them are still existing.
The Top Twenty Four
- Time Travel – China
- Gaming Consoles – China
- Ketchup – France
- Ballet – Turkmenistan
Saparmurat Niyazov, the president has forbidden ballet!?
- Jasmine – China
Banning Disney Princess Is A Hobby Of China Emperor.
- Winnie the Pooh – China
They banned Winnie the Pooh because some guy said their president looks like Pooh.
- Chewing Gum – Singapore
- 7 Words from Being Used by the CDC (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention- United States)
Usual American nonsense
- McDonald’s – Bolivia
The only South American country without McDonald’s
- Emo Culture – Russia
I guess My Chemical Romance’s albums aren’t gonna sell well in Russia. Russia doesn’t want people to be sad so it makes them happier.
- Yellow Clothing – Malaysia
Yellow Clothing isn’t the only item that is banned in Malaysia. The Cat in the Hat (a PlayStation 2 video game) is also banned in Malaysia due to copyright issues with Discovery Communications.
- Valentine’s Day – Saudi Arabia
- Masturbation – Indonesia
And there are children who chain smoke in Indonesia so they need to fix their laws
- Cell Phones – Cuba
They now have phones in Cuba
YES, I’m moving to Cuba.
- Women’s Driving – Saudi Arabia
- Jeans – North Korea
Banned for being “too American.”
- Having More Than One Child Per Family – China
Actually, it’s having more than one BIRTH in a family in China. You can still have twins!
I think they changed it to a 2 child policy.
- Pigtails – China
- Trolling – New Zealand
- Batman Costumes – Australia
- Minecraft – Turkey
- Baby Walkers – Canada
- People’s Rights – Egypt
- The PlayStation – China
DON’T FORGET TO LAUGH EVERYDAY
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FOR THE DAY
“I believe ambition is not a dirty word. It’s just believing in yourself and your abilities. Imagine this: What would happen if we were all brave enough to be a little bit more ambitious? I think the world would change.”
— Reese Witherspoon
Happiness is…Time Travelling
GRANDAD’S ONE LINER JOKE OF THE DAY
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.
Love is…the song that reminds you of him/her
WHAT IS THERE A SEASON FOR TODAY TURN, TURN, TURN …
A time for ketchup in France…A time for ballet in Turkmenistan
A time for Disney’s Winnie the Pooh…A time for Disney’s Jasmine.
SOMETHING TO BE POSITIVE ABOUT & GRATEFUL FOR IN THE WORLD
I am grateful for the Autumn wind singing in the trees
SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT
MILTON JONES (Comedian)
Milton Hywel Jones (born 16 May 1964) is an English comedian. His style of humour is based on one-liners involving puns delivered in a deadpan and slightly neurotic style. Jones has had various shows on BBC Radio 4 and is a recurring guest panellist on Mock the Week. He won the Perrier comedy award for best newcomer in 1996. and in 2012, Another Case of Milton Jones was awarded silver in the ‘Best Comedy’ category at the 30th Sony Radio Academy awards. Jones tours the UK periodically and is a regular performer at The Comedy Store in London and Manchester.
Jones wrote the surrealist, partially biographical novel Where Do Comedians Go When They Die?: Journeys of a Stand-Up (2009).
VIZ MAGAZINE TOP TIPS
PRETEND to be Paul Hollywood by growing a goatee and being mean to the staff at Greggs.
TOTAL STAIRWAY TO EVEREST CLIMB CHALLENGE
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