The World’s Worst Teachers by David Walliams ) & Tony Ross

The World’s Worst Teachers by David Walliams

jeanniejeanniejeannie.co.uk BLOG 27th June 2019

The World’s Worst Teachers by David Walliams (Author) & Tony Ross (Illustrator)- Hardcover

Published 27 Jun 2019

A new David Walliams book is always welcome but especially one with the title “The World’s Worst Teachers”. It made me wonder why on earth has there never been a book with this title before?

And the book is illustrated with the dynamic Tony Ross artwork. What a gem.

I was convinced this book was about the teachers that taught me in the 1960s. Surely it had to be. Imagine my horror when I found out there are teachers that equal them in worstness.

The book makes all other teachers, and that’s your teacher look perfect angels (both male and female).

Hardcover:           312 pages

Age Range:           7 – 12 years

Publisher:              HarperCollinsChildren’sBooks

Millions of young readers have loved the World’s Worst Children tales – now they will revel in this delightfully dreadful collection of the most gruesome grown-ups ever: The World’s Worst Teachers. From the phenomenally bestselling David Walliams and illustrated in glorious colour by the artistic genius, Tony Ross.

Think your teachers are bad? Wait till you meet this lot. These ten tales of the world’s most splendidly sinister teachers will have you running for the school gates. Dr Dread teaches science and is half man, half monster… Watch out for the ghastly Miss Seethe. She is ALWAYS furious – and she’s on a detention rampage. And as for Pent, he’s a teacher with a real difference. He is bone-shakingly terrified of… children!

Millions of children have loved the World’s Worst Children – now they will revel in this delightfully dreadful collection of the most gruesome grown-ups ever, The World’s Worst Teachers. Brought to you by number one bestselling author, David Walliams, with every story illustrated in glorious colour by artistic genius, Tony Ross.

From the Publisher

Meet the most gruesome grown ups EVER!

These ten tales of the world’s most splendidly sinister teachers will have you running for the school gates! From the number one bestselling author of The Boy in the Dress, Gangsta Granny, and The Ice Monster, David Walliams, comes a delightfully dreadful collection of The World’s Worst Teachers.

Is there anything more disgusting than two teachers in love…with each other?! Mr and Mrs Lovey-Dovey make all their pupils feel sick with their constant declarations of love! Beware of Mrs Splatt’s Hall of Horrors! She’s a member of S.S.O.D.D.I (the Secret Society of Dreadful Dinner Ladies) and she’s serving up big trouble at Slop School! And as for Mr Phobe, he’s a teacher with a real difference. He is bone-shakingly terrified of… children!

If you’ve read any of the The World’s Worst Children series, get ready for something much, MUCH worse…

Mr Pent

Mr Pent is a maths teacher, and one of the world’s very worst! Every waking moment of his life is taken up by his deep DEEP loathing of balls.

Miss Palaver

Miss Palaver can turn anything into a drama! The smallest thing might launch her into an awfully over-the-top performance.

Miss Conceit

Miss Conceit is an art teacher, and what a piece of work! She loves to paint her face onto famous paintings, and her hideous portraits adorn her classroom.

Mr Bulk

Mr Bulk is an E N O R M O U S man! As wide as he is tall, he’s like a hot air balloon in a tracksuit! Watch out for the worst sports teacher in the world.

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FOR THE DAY

“There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you – Maya Angelou, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

HAPPINESS IS…

Happiness is…exposing the World’s Worst Teachers

 GRANDAD’S ONE LINER JOKE OF THE DAY

Ikea has sponsored our local school. Now assembly takes ages.

LOVE IS…

Love is… a down to earth relationship

TRACK OF THE DAY

For You – Liam Payne & Rita Ora

Highest Chart Position: No.8 18th January 2018

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WHAT DAY IS IT?

Thursday 27th June 2019

Bomb Pop Day

Orange Blossom Day

Industrial Workers Of The World Day

Sunglasses Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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