Waving at people on passing trains and other random shit Brits do for no reason
jeanniejeanniejeannie.co.uk BLOG Wednesday 13th April 2022
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
This week’s look at the “Daily Mash” to cheer us up.
Waving at people on passing boats and trains, and other random shit Brits do for no reason
WE might ignore each other on trains, but we will cheer with wild abandon when a stranger drops a glass. Here are some of the other weird things Brits love to do:
Obsess over bins
No other nationality in the world cares quite so much about their bins. We will f**k up anyone who tries to move ours without permission and are so strangely possessive of them that we paint huge numbers on the sides to mark our territory. We’d probably piss on them like dogs too, if it wouldn’t get us arrested.
Wave at people on boats and trains
There’s absolutely no reason for a grown adult to be delighted by a passing boat or train. Yet many of us will happily take a second out from being a miserable bastard to maniacally wave at people on a slightly unusual form of transport and be absolutely thrilled if they see us and wave back.
Act like normal things are terribly naughty
Going for a bog-standard night out? Cheeky! Having a biscuit? Naughty! Entering a relationship? Oh, you dirty dog. We love to consider any normal activity in our bland little lives a hilarious act of deviance. And as for genuine acts of deviance? We blithely ignore those, especially if committed by an MP.
Cheer at smashed glass
There’s nothing more British than celebrating a minor mistake with the kind of cheer usually reserved for England getting through to the second round of the Euros before inevitably being knocked out. We think the failure of others is beautiful and couldn’t possibly let it go unnoticed, even though we detest anyone pointing it out when we f**k up ourselves.
Say hello to everyone on country walks
Brits have long mastered the art of politely ignoring each other. But in the great outdoors we feel obliged to bob our heads and say some mundane pleasantry to anyone passing us, as if we were simple rural folk on the way to help with the harvest, rather than city dwellers trudging back to the National Trust car park to get in our massive SUVs.
TOP TEN OF THE DAY
Top 10 countries for expats to relocate to
The best country for expats to relocate to has been named – and Spain is not in the top 10
- Costa Rica
- New Zealand
REMEMBER: The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
– Nicolas Chamfort
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE FOR THE DAY
“If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.” —Roald Dahl
Happiness is…waving to strangers on trains
GRANDAD’S ONE LINER JOKE OF THE DAY
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
Love is…better than hitting the jackpot.
A time to cheer when a stranger breaks a glass…A time to act like normal things are terribly naughty.
©2022 Phil M Robinson